23 Responses to “Oh, if only we could just wave the magic wand and…”

  1. panca Says:

    They would not be so lucky as shown, probably with karmas of theirs end up in shitholes…. the maggots! :)

  2. the other view Says:

    No magic wand needed. The Malaysian rakyat can take things with dignity and sense of pride. They did it on March 08. The electorate in PP shall do it again tomorrow.

  3. su Says:

    Hahaha..Needed that good laugh Haris.

    But surely you’re not serious about wanting to *poof* them into Shrek and the Donkey… They’re so nice!

  4. hawkeye Says:

    Just borrow Bernard’s 60+ years old magic wand. Just give it a few twist and wave. Let me know the result after you try it.

  5. Chew Says:

    Haa..haaa… What a funny post! But hey, what an insult to Shrek and the Donkey. Haa..haaa

  6. drsaravananr Says:

    Hahahahaha!
    how i wish, especially for that damn ass of a DPM to actually become a real one! Good laugh Haris.
    cheers

  7. Kevin Phang Says:

    Haris, do not even dare to insult Shrek and Donkey. They have kind hearts and are loving.. unlike the two that you want to poof…. :)

  8. Grace Says:

    LOL!!!!

    I can’t stop laughing to this one…. My goodness, Haris… are u too stressed at Permatang pauh now?

  9. shar101 Says:

    Aawwww maaann, not Shrek and ‘Eddie Murphy’, puhleeez.

    Those blokes were lovable lah.

    Use Gollum, Darth Vader, the Blob from Outer Space, Riddick’s necromancers or the face-hugger from Alien.

    Say ‘my bad’, Haris.

    shar101,

    But, but, don’t we want to magically transform those two horrible life-forms to lovables?

  10. Eunice Ong Says:

    You’ve got a great sense of humour

  11. toyolbuster Says:

    Aiseh Bro Haris, please spare these 2 wonderful creatures. They are my daughter’s favorite characters. If I tell her that Uncle Haris is comparing them with morons, it may just break her heart. Have mercy.

  12. barry Says:

    You have inadvertantly insulted my 2 very favourite characters, Shrek and Donkey. The two monkeys are vile and vicious; stupid and greedy at the same time. The 3rd picture should have shown a blank – just make them disappear, will someone please?

  13. Lilian Says:

    Thanks Haris,

    That’s what I needed …a good laugh…to forget for a minute about the PP by-election tomorrow. Boy, I’m so far away and yet so restless. I can imagine you people out there feeling the heat! I hope comes Tuesday night, I have a reason to celebrate. Thanks Malaysians, for working SO hard to make a better Malaysia while I can only pray and hope here.


  14. How about one room in “Sg. Buloh” and the other in “Kamunting”?


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  16. daryl Says:

    Please do not insult the donkey and Shrek… they deserved better comparison than this…. LOL… this just make my day.

  17. Bigjoe Says:

    This is an insult to Shrek and the donkey. Disney could sue you for defamation!!!!

  18. mei1 Says:

    A pretty creative one. But are they qualified for that? At least the donkey and Shrek are not evil creatures.

  19. navinda Says:

    Hi Haris,
    That was great thinking; rather you turned them into frogs.


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  21. I like chopin Says:

    Shrek and donkey?Oh no,please think of other more sinister monsters,leave Shrek and donkey alone cos they have hearts of gold!

  22. Lrong Says:

    Ooooh, braddaa Haris… hahaahaaaaa!!!! until tears came to my eyes…


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