Crime does not pay? It does, lah!

Posted on May 14, 2020


IMG-20191109-WA0061 edIf you’re set on crime as your vocation, though, remember.

Big time.

If you’re going to steal, steal big time.

Going to wash money ( launder, lah ), wash big time.

Money laundering concept, banknotes hanging on washing line

Dont be jaguh kampung!

Take kow kow!

If its big enough, and you get caught, can work it out, one.

Return half, and go ahead and keep the other half.

However, in case you have to look after a few others, keep more than half.

Very accommodating, one.

First say “Tak mengaku salah”, then slow talk, lah.

Malaysia Boleh, mah, even though some people say Malaysia bo lui already,