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Towering Malay, Ibrahim Ali, talking excrement worldwide

March 30, 2010

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Watch the pride of Perkasa register his credentials with the world at large. His misfortune is that this video clip carries footage of the ever-eloquent Farish Noor. What a contrast!

Ibrahim Ali’s message to the Malays : No need to work. Go ye forth and make babies

March 29, 2010

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Malays and other bumiputras must have 67% of the national wealth, says Ibrahim. Why? Well, according to this bright spark, because they make up 67% of the population. Not because they have worked hard and deserve it. It follows that if they want to increase their share of the national wealth from this 67% now […]

Ladies & gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelts, observe the ‘No smoking’ sign and, if you’re Christian, please make sure to leave Allah behind

January 15, 2010

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This will soon be the standard announcement by the lead flight attendant on all domestic flights leaving Sabah or Sarawak for West Malaysia. Malaysiakini reports today that the federal govenrment has relented and agreed that “Christians in the two Malaysian Borneo states can continue to use the term ‘Allah’ for God in Malay print as […]

Ketuanan UMNO

December 16, 2009

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This made my day.

Najib’s KPIs : Keep Performances Insipid

July 27, 2009

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This one is Najib’s best bet to fight corruption? And this one is going to look into our children’s education? More bumi-non bumi divide? Kerismuddin’s going to look to improve policing and the security of the rakyat? And we thought Pak Lah was sleeping on the job!

Pete, can we meet for drinks?

July 19, 2009

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No, I’m not blogging from Down Under. Malaysianinsider reports that DPP Mohd Dusuki Mokhtar informed the Sessions Court last Friday that police investigations revealed that RPK had never left the country. Damn, Pete, you’ve taken us all for a ride, have you? Pete, if the coppers have finally got it right, sms if you can […]

The joker in the pack : Koh Tsu Koon

July 6, 2009

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If Tsu Koon ever got tired of politics, the race-based kind or otherwise, and wanted to move on to something else, I always thought he would do well as a stand-up comedian. In fact, quite a few in BN would do extremely well. I don’t mean to make fun of a person’s looks, but don’t […]