Posted in: 13th General Elections, Asalkan Bukan UMNO
Chinese Tsunami? Well, in that case…
Posted on May 10, 2013
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Chee Kai Meng
May 10, 2013
Yes Sir! on the 5th of May, i become Malay! Hahahah~! this country is great to have you guys!
baronvonchesto
May 10, 2013
sorry I will never be chinese because I can never live under the Great Firewall of China. Im Malaysian dulu, kini dan selamanya :p
Another Anak Bangsa Malaysia
May 10, 2013
baronvonchesto,
Heheheheh!!! Come on, mate, Najib would be real upset that you are trying to prove his “Chinese” theory wrong.
Eerr.. how about being nominally “Chinese”?? 🙂
May Chee Chook Ying
May 10, 2013
Me, mata yang tak sepet, proud to be Cina but prouder still to be Malaysian because of all of you. God bless.
Subramanian Sinnapan
May 10, 2013
I have always been a Malaysian first ! We are one people ! No one can poison our mind !
siewweng
May 10, 2013
Great posting…sock it to UMNO
Cynthia
May 10, 2013
You are indeed so CUTE Harris.
bigjoe99
May 10, 2013
Its almost amazing the backlash on Najib and Mahathir’s comment..I guess it came from the fact the voters showed they got sick and tired of their racist ranting through the ballot box, the y simply GOT DISGUSTED when they ignored it completely…
Mahathir made a career out of ignoring conventional wisdom and infected UMNO/BN with it and they simply have gotten to used to it..
Malchindian
May 10, 2013
Ah Pek, thank you for the Friday chuckles!
Daniel
May 10, 2013
What happen to the group of Malaysian waytha moorthy claimed to represent? Mamak and AhJib don’t think they are important?
Hello Waytha, where are you now?
Crystal
May 10, 2013
On May 5 I became Muslim and Malay!
Another Anak Bangsa Malaysia
May 10, 2013
Haris,
On the basis of my response to baronvonchesto above, I will get into the spirit of things and claim that I was nominally a “Chinese” on May 5th.
I hope we can get enough “Chinese” converts here in your blog so that Najib can claim he was right all along about the “Chinese tsunami”and can therefore point your blog as proof for all to see 🙂
Oh what the hell, I’ll also claim my 15 pet fish as “Chinese” to help make up the numbers – the African cichlid will be most upset but then he was always an angry and unfriendly fish and I can always bribe him with more fish food.
rtek84
May 10, 2013
I’m chinese and i mau sirap limau when i eat hainan chicken rice
EM
May 10, 2013
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2) on the right side look for the asterisk and drop down arrow
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tl_city88@hotmail.com
May 10, 2013
Very interesting comment from our bro & sis, Those from the hell who try to fool us
better hang himself.
Ipohgal
May 10, 2013
On 505 I walked into the polling station as a Malaysian who love her country and people, period.
Farida
May 10, 2013
I’m Chinese too. And privileged to be.
Abdul Gaffor
May 10, 2013
I am Malaysian of Chinese, Malay and Indian parentage. I am Malaysian in the true spirit of Malaysian Unity. I speak all the languages, know and respect all traditions and beliefs. Long Live Malaysians and Malaysia.
tayteh2013
May 10, 2013
What such a low IQ leadership we have in malaysia. Chinese tsunami ? what a joke hahaha.
It is a malaysian tsunami lah.
Betty
May 10, 2013
I am Ipoh Mali…. so yes, I am Chinese too. You should hear me swear in Chinese…the hardest hearted Chinese will faint. Can also sing an entire dirty song in Chinese (and Tamil) And i can write fluent Jawi and recite some versus of the Quran. I can speak and write Tamil. APA LAGI YOU MAHU UMNO BN? Haris, if you allow me to say bad words in your blog i can scold Umno in the choicest of three languages. Pretty please with cherries on top?
No, but I would love to hear you sing that dirty Chinese song if we ever have that ABU get together.
mcKee
May 10, 2013
CHINESE? I am not Chinese. Only people born in China are Chinese. My father and grandfather are Chinese. I was born here. I am a Malaysian with Han ancestry living among a beautiful tapestry of multi cultural and multi ethnic Malaysians and if UMNO thinks otherwise they are neither fit nor smart enough to govern.
Taipan
May 10, 2013
Oh, Bro! You just ruined my day. Now my Malay girlfriend said I had no need to convert to marry her because she wants to “tsunami” with me. How dah?
Betty dear ~ It would be nice if you could come up with the version of Ipoh Towgay and Pak Chum Kai, that is! I would love to have that cigar you promised. Cheers!
Alan Wong
May 11, 2013
On 5th May, I suddenly became an Indian, a Malay, a Kadazan, an Iban, a Singh and everything else…. Because I am proud to be a MALAYSIAN!
shakuntala
May 11, 2013
Brilliant Haris Ibrahim……..hilarious!!!!! Yea, come to think of it your nose is…. Chinese pat on!!!
Now is the time gals and guys to vent your humour…..we need to laugh out loud over the BN irregularities. Many thanks for making us all laugh, post Chinese.GE13
How nice,
then you and I and all of us are Chinese……if you please!!
“The old order is rapidly fadin’
And the first one now, will later be last
For the times they are a-chang….in”
ah meng
May 11, 2013
Saya orang malaysia and always……because i live outside malaysia….no one would recognised me as chinese but only as MALAY-sian….As the word CHINESE is exclusive for people of China. Only those who live within malaysia will be labelled as chinese, malay, indian and others…very funny
kochebin
May 11, 2013
Writing and voicing out for the sake of soothing the air is good.Deep inside you people belongs to the race from your own lineage and practice whatever culture that has been embedded since childhood.There is nothing wrong being proud of one’s ethenicity,what is important is how we think as one and mobilise our thought for the common good.No matter how we disagree but the majority wins,THATS DEMOCRACY.
Another Anak Bangsa Malaysia
May 11, 2013
kochebin,
So what lineage does somebody who has a Chinese father and an Austrian mother? A Bidayuh father and a Chinese mother? A Malay father and a Sri Lankan mother? An Indian father and a European mother?
Your moronic logic falls apart quite rapidly doesn’t it, with all your talk about culture and ethnicity.
When your majority is bulked up by an illegitimate constituency, your much vaunted democracy is merely a parody at best.
You are right, writing and voicing out the way you do is only to sooth your own perverted sense of right and wrong.
Toping Tinggi
May 11, 2013
Democracy means minority government with majority seats?
Goh Kam Weng, Proud Malaysian Citizen
May 11, 2013
I don’t hold a China passport. I hold a Malaysian passport, so I am a Malaysian !
dracula cinta
May 11, 2013
Nice 🙂
Melinda kok
May 11, 2013
We DO NOT WANT ANY RACE WRITTEN ON ANY FORMS & ETC.
JUST MALAYSIAN! NO RACIST. WE ARE BORN HERE,RAISE HERE,EDUCATE HERE,MARRIED HERE, BORNE OUR CHILDREN HERE & DIE HERE, OUR HOME IS MALAYSIA!
WE ARE ALL MALAYSIANS WANTED TO LIVE HAPPILY IN PEACE & HARMONY,LOVE EACH OTHERS LIKE SISTERS & BROTHERS! MOST OF ALL A CLEAN GOVERNMENT WITH CARE &JUSTICE.
RAKYAT FIRST.
caroline
May 11, 2013
I am a happy Chinese when I receive angpau and eat kuih bakul, love letter and mandarin oranges during Chinese New Year, am happy to be a Malay when I enjoy lemang and dodol and a happy Indian when I eat Murukku and thosai with chicken curry and many more festivals go on merrily without any stop repeatedly and last not least am happy to be a MALAYSIAN which is a combination of many cultures, food and languages which no country can boast of. Please guys we have to part this happy life to our many more future generations.
Jim Lim
May 11, 2013
If Chinese from China are called Chinese.. Our Malay friends from all over Indonesia have to be called…… Just thoughting…
Betty
May 11, 2013
I’ll sing it for you, Haris. But be warned, you will blush like a virgin bride……
Cant wait to blush
Keadilan Sabah
May 11, 2013
Well, as I have said in so many yahoo news sites…the correct name for the Tsunami in PRU13 should be…
TSUNAMI ANTI-CORRUPTION OF BN
Keadilan Sabah
May 11, 2013
HOWEVER,,, I JUST cannot wait for PRU14 to get rid of this UMNO regime..
we must do something now because 5 years later it will be too late, the regime will became a dictatorship and there will not be any more elections.. just a president for life..
get rid of BN now
Rai Krish
May 12, 2013
I am proud to be Malaysian. I am even more proud of having Malay and Chinese in my family as in-laws. We are 1 united Malaysians.
hurricanemax
May 12, 2013
hello Bro Harris, You are the most unchinese of all the Chinese I have met in this big wide world! Heck! methink Malaysia now has what? additional 2-3million pendatangs with MYkad & malay name? Pelik tapi benar!
These bn people are so bungl1ng stup1d that they made me look so damn smart!
We are Selogorians!
May 12, 2013
2008: Apa Lagi India Mahu?
2013: Apa Lagi Cina Mahu?
And the last question will be
2018(?) : Apa Lagi Melayu Mahu?
Malaysian in UK
May 12, 2013
Saya tidak mahu apa apa
Anak Bangsa Malaysia sahaja sampai ketua
A Malaysian Racetizen
May 12, 2013
You have made me feel proud calling myself a MALAYSIAN again, which i admit i denounced in 2008,and damn BN can say what they want, about chinese being cheated , bla bla bla, but damn it was good coming together at Kelana Jaya with fellow HONEST Malaysians.
Malaysian in UK
May 12, 2013
Hi Harris,
I am a Malaysian no matter what others say.
Keep up the good work bro.
If I remember correctly you used to frequent Malaysia Hall in the 70s/80s if you did our paths did cross.
safrul hisham
May 12, 2013
Always with the truth..but not brave enough to fight like most of you people..for that i salute and doa for you people..may Allah gives us strengh and wisdom to face this situation..Aminn..yarobbal ‘alamin
YC Lim
May 12, 2013
I’m a Malaysian, fist and last. 508 was an anti-corruption anti-racism Tsunami!
burn
May 17, 2013
gua baba siau! so can join sama lu semua!